Who’s the Littlest Lil’ Rapper?

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Littlest Lil' Rappers

It seems like everybody nowadays wants to be a rapper, and every rapper nowadays wants to be lil’. But if every rapper is lil’, then no rapper is lil’. At some point, lil’ ceases to have any meaning. That’s why it’s important to separate the real lil’ rappers from the pretend lil’ rappers. Some are so tiny, they could fit in your pocket, and others are just dirty, rotten frauds who need to find a new name and stop trying to pass themselves off as diminutive. Let’s take a look at who’s who.

(t should be noted that Big Sean is only 5-foot-8, so lil’ rappers aren’t the only ones perpetrating a fraud. Isn’t that right, Medium-Sized Sean?)

Truly Little:

Littlest Lil' Rappers

Little Enough:

Littlest Lil' Rappers

Big Fat Liars:

Littlest Lil' Rappers

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